babies should come with night vision goggles

Midnight feedings, diaper changes, swaddles, cuddles, pumping and getting downstairs to wash bottles...all of this is pretty much done in the dark. Night lights help for sure, but a combination of fear of waking baby up (most directly related to the swaddles and cuddles) and plain old exhaustion means you can barely see the hands in front of your face as you attempt the above said tasks. My eyesight must be deteriorating by the millisecond as I strain to see through the blackness every night. Brian has made a similar comment which made me think that along with the "baby owners manual" we all talk about, it's too bad baby also doesn't come with night vision goggles.